Trevor: "Oh. Here you go, will these help?"
Daisy: "Urrgh God, not another panty sniffer. He's going to want me to piss in his mouth next!"
Trevor: "Okay kid, do your stuff!"

Bletch: "How's your handicap Barry?"
Barry: "She's at home. Baking a cake boss!"

Trevor: "Oh that Lucille's got a cute Tush. I wouldn't mind giving her a poke with the old pork sword!"

Trevor: "Well, what do you know? It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge!"

Heidi: "Eat Lead you man stealing slut."

Bletch: I aim to be, I aim to be the best god damn producer this town has ever seen."

Sidney: "It's just my bad luck, this sort of thing is always happening to me."

Abi: "Please do not interrupt me, I am traveling on the astral plane."

Wobert: "I'm Wobert..."
Trevor: "You may be Wobert to your friends, but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!"

Wobert: "I thought you were nice."
Lucille: "I am nice."
Wobert: "No your not, you're loose! And you dwink!"
Lucille: "No..."
Wobert: "You're nothing but a loose lush Lucille and I never want to see you again!"